"I sang about Chocolate City but this is re-goddamn-diculous."
-George Clinton

"Heavy storms may bring brown outs to certain sectors of the OMYGODISHITMYPANTS!"

That'll learn'im fer bustin' mah termato…

ermagerd!

Hehe, nice meetin' ya. Back away slowly; don't make eye contact.

Have The Rolling Stones killed.

Ironically, their make-up artist wrote the bulk of their music.

KISS?? More like PISS, amirite?????

Hehe….meal.

He'll be boiling mad!

Instead, how about a gift card for free I Tunes? Suggested titles:

But corporations are people! I…I got nothing.

Alive

No one's ever asked ME that. But then again, my name is Qweef.

Because guns don't kill people. An unarmed citizenry does!

I like money.

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Has anyone heard the rumor that Sandy Hook appears on the map in TDKR?

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To the families of Lizzie Borden's victims——Axe body spray.