*calls bookie back*

Hmmm…headline is missing requisite "because of course he did".

Parental Guidance 13: Children Thirteen And Under Not Admitted Without Parent Or Guardian

Parental Guidance 13: Children Thirteen And Under Not Admitted Without Parent Or Guardian

That awkward moment when Creepy Uncle wants just one more hug.

That awkward moment when Creepy Uncle wants just one more hug.

someting something GAY PANIC

someting something GAY PANIC

"OK, it's Reacher Round Time, buddy."

"OK, it's Reacher Round Time, buddy."

TRICKY DICK EXPOSED IN DEEP THROAT

TRICKY DICK EXPOSED IN DEEP THROAT

What's that?! The fooking Honey-Boo-Boo Child's neighbors?

What's that?! The fooking Honey-Boo-Boo Child's neighbors?

TRUMAN COMES AWAY WITH VICTORY

TRUMAN COMES AWAY WITH VICTORY

Bryan Cranston has the Midas Touch, donchaknow…

Bryan Cranston has the Midas Touch, donchaknow…

Yeah, I've heard she's kind of the ignorant-and-proud type of southerner. So henceforth I forego any curiosity into her personal life.

Yeah, I've heard she's kind of the ignorant-and-proud type of southerner. So henceforth I forego any curiosity into her personal life.