Well, he is an oilman.

Well, he is an oilman.

I want to see C. Thomas Howell howl.

I want to see C. Thomas Howell howl.

Technicolor yawn?

Technicolor yawn?

Like liberty, Pinky. Like liberty.

Like liberty, Pinky. Like liberty.

Tits?

Tits?

Taco Bell tacos would then contain real beef!!

Taco Bell tacos would then contain real beef!!

There's CGI snot bubble on Hemsworth in this one.

@avclub-5bbc67c39fbdf1c74e28b86c595f6e4a:disqus I beg to differ.

"Der commissar's in town…ah-ah-own"

@Big_Knife:disqus Stranglewank is a band name just waiting to happen…

@Big_Knife:disqus Stranglewank is a band name just waiting to happen…

I come for the snark—-I stay for the smarty pants who comment here.

I come for the snark—-I stay for the smarty pants who comment here.

"Forced from the neck sac of George Lucas!"