*searches Sky Mall catalog for "Putin Glow Balls"*

*searches Sky Mall catalog for "Putin Glow Balls"*

Yeah,

Yeah,

So now you're sleeping peaceful
I lie awake and pray
that you'll be strong tomorrow
and will see another cook-ay
and we will praise it
and love the light that brings a smile
across your face.

So now you're sleeping peaceful
I lie awake and pray
that you'll be strong tomorrow
and will see another cook-ay
and we will praise it
and love the light that brings a smile
across your face.

*Imagines Cookie Monster saying that at a press melee outside a police station*

*Imagines Cookie Monster saying that at a press melee outside a police station*

@persia2:disqus I feel ya grrl. As the great Dan Savage is wont to say, DTMFA.

@persia2:disqus I feel ya grrl. As the great Dan Savage is wont to say, DTMFA.

@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus That's what he said!

@avclub-f1cabca05a9a64dd5900cf947a6792ca:disqus That's what he said!

Boy, is his face red. Elmo's, that is.

Boy, is his face red. Elmo's, that is.

And that's…okay.

And that's…okay.

Yeah, direct-to-video!

Yeah, direct-to-video!

The Beef will insist on actual penetration in his scene with Leia.

The Beef will insist on actual penetration in his scene with Leia.