Trump's political aspirations hit a level of horrific that Van Helsing could only dream of.

Van Helsing hit the "holy shit what the fuck is this?" levels of bad.

You're talking about the game, right?

Man, have you ever been in a family argument about the effective range of a heavy bolter v Terminator armour? Believe me, SHIT GETS REAL

WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!

The greatest sets ever. Building the LL928 took days. Dropping it took about three nanoseconds.

Fucking love that song.

I hope the scientists have to write it out 100 times on the side of the Coliseum…

NOT CLICKING THAT

Thank fuck there's no pic of the spider, says the arachnophobic guy who inexplicably clicked the link.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT ANNE BOLEYN!

Avatar/comment perfection.

Thanks, matey, I appreciate it :-)

Yeah, I'm Bipolar 2 and live with long, crushing depressions that are barely helped by the occasional manic episodes. What's kept me going is the support of friends, the knowledge that offing myself would devastate my family including my beloved niece and nephew, and my puppy, who for all his faults loves me to death…

Man, you know Florida must be bad when you can't wait to get back to Detroit.

"His problems began with a costly warehouse explosion in Orlando"

I certainly am.

Er… no.

"You'd do it for Campbell Scott."

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