"I'd just got back from a previous assignment in Beirut…"

Yeah, there's no way that's Glasgow.

Is that photo header of Glasgow? Only the truck has what looks like an American license plate and "humor" is spelled in American.

Just sticks his name on it, rakes in cash and calls it a day.

While I don't disagree, this wasn't a magazine - it was a vanity/money-making project for Trump and a scam for the guy who "ran" it.

Hopefully his own private jet.

I am a page designer and that cover is AWFUL. Boring design, boring typefaces and the strapline "Think Big - Live Large" sounds like it should be the slogan of a junk food trade magazine.

Perfect avatar/comment synergy.

"Pat wanted to know if he can put his massive tool in my box."

I guess.

Very reluctantly upvoted.

Yes, we are. "Y Dydd Olaf" means "The Last Day".

Was about to post something along the lines of this.

Yeah, I loved that feature.

"THOSE WOMEN WERE IN THE NIP!"

His name changed from Gerry Dorsey to Engelbert Humperdinck. I mean, I just wanted to be in the room when they were working that one through:

For a second I read that as "condom those music pirates" and thought, "You're on your own there, sunshine."

Don't forget the £300 a day expenses just for showing up!

Jellied eel is an English dish, specifically East London. And they're as revolting as they sound.

Wow… that's terrifying.