I thought he just had some white whine in it and then proceeds to dump a shit-ton of red wine on top of it.

If they ever remake Police Squad, Sean Bean has to be one of the Special Guest Stars who die at the beginning of every episode.

It's well worth it.

Yeah, that's what I loved about it. Watney's continual sense of humour and the way he uses it as a defence against the horror of his situation is superb.

Yeah, he's good.

Yeah, I'd like to apologise on behalf of my country. Seems that every 70s/80s era TV celeb and DJ was a child abuser, along with potentially a shitload of MPs, Lords and other Establishment types.

Don't forget Special Branch, the House of Lords and the entire British political system!

If anything, the AV Club's C- review of Ouija is overly generous. It really should have got an F.

It's pretty awful. I'm 5'9 and I was 260 pounds at one point. Through diet and working out I shed 95 pounds and felt amazing.

Joel Osteen would never shout “The power of Christ compels you!” He would, however, shout "The power of cash compels me!" Because he's a money-grubbing scam artist.

Yep, I had a ZX Sinclair Plus (128k RAM!). Loved the thing.

Fixie wheels, of course.

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Is it Donald Trump?

He's the most tolerable one for me, but then that's like saying dog crap is more tolerable than cat crap. I just can't stand them or that bloody show.

You're German?

Fair enough, but the people on Top Gear are talentless wankers.

So in the first frame of her video is she leaning on something or being violently done from behind?

Ah, I see. I wouldn't say that's entirely true of the UK, especially the tabloid press; just look at the way celebs/sports stars are built up then turned on.

As a real British person, I'd like to point out that we say "aluminium" not the ridiculous and utterly wrong "aluminum" that you colonials picked up from somewhere.