Very reluctantly upvoted, but upvoted nonetheless.

I've been wondering who that avatar pic is and now I finally know who to stalk!

It was a fake.

Really? You missed all the people who were horrified that their happy childhood memories of Jimmy Saville and Rolf Harris were ruined for good?

Yep. And the phone call was coming from inside the house.

Wait, wait, what… brain fusing… can't….process…words…make….no…..sense….

This.

Avatar/comment synergy. Totally read that in Bender's voice.

Yeah, I love 'em too. Great action and dialogue.

The UK version of Kitchen Nightmares also focuses more on the business side of things, and in many episodes that's why the featured restaurant is going down the pan. The show about the barbecue place in Brighton run by an American is a case in point - the food was amazing (about the only time I've seen Ramsay clear…

A while back I was telling a friend via text messaging about the time an arsehole driver almost hit my dog. My friend asked me what I would have done if he *had* hit my dog.

This. Beautifully concise, perfectly suits Dredd's character.

When The Thing prequel was announced I read that it was going to be based on practical effects and thought, "If they get it half as good as Rob Bottin it'll be awesome." Then I saw it and was all, "what the fuck's this CGI shit?"

This is actually happening in Newport Beach, CA right now - a city councilman sent out an email slamming gays and the Supreme Court decision on marriage and is now criticising the inevitable backlash as being anti-American because they apparently don't want him to have freedom of speech. Fucktard.

Here in the OC, Ed Hardy caps, T-shirts, tats and (best of all) plastic Bic lighters are still all the rage among the douchebags who comprise about 80% of this shit-awful county's population.

From the header image I thought "best pie fight ever" was a euphemism for "biggest bukkake* party ever".

"a beginners' science textbook"

Oooo Sapphire and Steel has one of the best intros in British TV history:

TOO SOON

I've never seen an episode of Rectify - does it take place in a bad circa-2005 videogame?