Was about to say the same thing…

I have to admit to liking the Minions in the first Despicable Me movie* - I liked the character design, the way they talk, their cheerfulness and (for some reason) the way they all have normal names.

No problem, my child. May your spermicide be forever effective.

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Just read it, and it's amazing.

Indeed I'm not. Then again, for $7.50 who could resist?

Hey, I've got that T-shirt!

"major media outlets are primarily liberal"

This.

Fuck off, it's not our fault! Besides, "Terminator Genisys" in Welsh is "Terminator Genisys"…

The link for the Dallas reviews is now a 404. Guess someone at Marvel had a word with someone at Yelp…

As someone who isn't American but has lived here for 11 years, my advice to you is: Mate, seriously, leave it. Trying to point out that the wide availability of guns to (apparently) just about anyone who wants one is at the root of these atrocities is fucking pointless. It's always the fault of something/someone else.

"Bark" however, leaves Seymour and Fry both unfulfilled - and only because each tries doing the most noble thing they can do. Seymour, in waiting his whole life for Fry, and Fry, in believing Seymour lived a full life without him, and not wanting to take that way from him.

STITCH THIS

As a 43-year-old Brit, approximately none of this article made sense to me.

One of my cousins types like that in all her Facebook posts. I guess she's just shit-thick.

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I'm a big fan of Gauge's porn too.

Is it a Red Army truck?

Much like the British chav.