Sales of the original Mini went through the roof when the 1969 movie came out, which was ironic as BMC, who made the Mini, only gave the filmmakers a few cars and made them buy the rest.

Not clickbaity enough. "You won't believe how we ended up buying stuff because of product placement! Number 3 will BLOW YOU AWAY!"

Ruby's in Southern California does one, too, and it's fucking amazing.

The scene in Casino Royale where Bond is driving his FORD to the country club on that island and picks up his SONY ERICSSON smartphone and holds it in front of the camera for about 5 seconds so we can all see the brand name. Then we see the camera screen and he's looking at the GPS to find his way to the club, which…

Yeah, we do, but Stella, Heineken, Carlsberg et al aren't "beers" to us Brits, they're lagers (so, for that matter, are Budweiser and the other American pissy crap). Everyone knows proper beer is flat, dark, cloudy and warm.

This. I've seen them put olives on my sandwich and then throw one small olive slice back into the container. Same goes for the yellow pepper things.

There is no way. Buying a Rizla KS and a pouch of Golden Virginia tobacco at the local petrol station at midnight is the same as walking around with a big neon sign on your head that says "I SMOKE DOPE".

I remember seeing billboards for that stuff when it was launched and thinking, "Wow, America's only just heard about lager and lime?"

VIMTO!

There's nothing low-level about the smell of TCP. It's not called Total Cat Piss for nothing.

Do you mean they were too strong or not strong enough? I'm British and I always found Silk Cut to be like smoking fresh air. "Why yes, I'd love to pay money for cigarettes that let most of the smoke out of stupid vents instead of going into my lungs!"

This is a lunch he eats in MI6 HQ in the Moonraker novel:

A former colleague had that "Make a liberal angry. Work hard!" one his car, which did actually cause much anger in the office as a) he was the only conservative type in the office and b) his job meant he did a lot less work than everyone else.

So fuck off and watch them and leave soccer to the people who don't like being bored to death when watching sports.

Why does he have a pet Greater Daemon of Khorne?

Shiny and chrome.

And his obvious boredom with the job.

Yeah, but it's San Bernardino County…

It's like I've always said about mall security: Too dumb for the military, not racist enough for the LAPD.

Oh fuck, man, I'm sorry.