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I cannot stand this woman to the extent that when she was diagnosed with cancer, I almost sent a get well soon card to the tumor.

It sounds like the UK is going Canada's way.

"Since the words “Kate Upton” and “great actor” go together as naturally as pencil shavings and venison meat…"

Yeah, when Jagged Little Pill was released one of my friends referred to her as the "Canadian Kylie Minogue". As we were living in Britain and the Internet hadn't been invented then I have no idea how he knew about that - we all thought she'd just come out of nowhere.

Same here. I just realised that if the battery in my digital watch does actually last 10 years, I'll be 53 when it dies.

They claim to be against the EU's freedom of movement laws which allow people from one EU country to move to another. So the UK has seen a lot of Poles and other Eastern Europeans moving there. But UKIP are stirring up trouble by claiming that they're getting welfare/benefits the minute they show up, and are taking…

I think that's what most people thought, but if you're to the right but put off by UKIP's racism then you're going to vote Tory

Partly that, partly UKIP splitting the vote, partly stupid people.

We have a queen. The shit lives in No10

Indeed.

Only three results have come in, all Labour holds, but the BBC exit poll is saying the Tories will get back in. We'll see.

I should have realised this would happen…

OFF TOPIC, so I apologise in advance, but any Brits on the board watching the election?

And in the smiles of small children.

I was watching some post-apocalyptic movie the other day (can't for the life of me remember the title) and the fact that all the female characters had clean/styled hair and perfect makeup wrecked the whole "we're struggling to survive" vibe.

It's deep enough to drown in.

Was the reviewer in the ocean or at a Vegas breakfast buffet?

Every time I see a yellow H2 I think, "You went to school in the short bus and now you're driving it."

They're huge but have about as much interior space as my Mini Cooper.