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Ah, like young Manchester United fans who weren't around in the 70s/80s.

Reading this comment reminds me that I have to pick up a mother tonight and do something to her eggs.

Shit I've missed this column! And that's coming from someone who can't stand American "football".

It really is. Shame about the bloody weather; every time I've been out over the past five years the weather has been crap. I'm over here again in August for my sister's wedding, it'll probably piss down then too.

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South Herefordshire.

I'm visiting my family in England right now and in the town where they live (pop. 11,000) there are four Indian places, two Chinese places, three fish & chip shops, three kebab places, two burger places, an Italian restaurant, a French restaurant and a Mongolian restaurant. And if you fancy Mexican food there's a…

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Ha! Awesome.

The overall feeling of paranoia is excellent, better than the 50s version.

I've been meaning to watch The Loved Ones and after your endorsement I'll move it to the top of the list.

Is that the latest sequel?

I flew back to England to see my family for a couple of weeks. The flight out of LAX was delayed 90 minutes, but the fact I had a row of three seats to myself and was able to sleep lying down made up for it.

Did they include sketches?

No we don't.

I believe that photo of Mary Tamm is in the dictionary as the definition of "smouldering". Dear God, she is GORGEOUS.

Seconded.

Didn't he ask the Futurama writers to put more jokes about himself in?

Yeah, that bit is excellent.