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If cheap food wasn't expensive it wouldn't be hip.

"Everywhere I looked there were piles of bodies, and then the explosion happened!"

Oh man, Phillipa Forrester. She was cute.

"It's unbelievable that the majority of the population there has no idea what the world outside NK is like."

My absolute favourite Futurama exchange is from "The Luck of the Fryish":

THIS.

Us dog owners prefer the term "training".

Possibly the best use of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" ever.

They think they look great because they've lost 100 pounds. It took me two years of dieting and working out to lose 95 pounds and I thought I looked fucking great, too.

Hasn't everyone?

No one's gonna read this comment a year on, but @fairportfan:disqus is right about the destruction being caused by the Puritans.

Wow, strange. I don't have a Prime membership and use Amazon mainly for T-shirts and bike parts/gear. Guess I shouldn't be surprised if I'm not allowed to order a new set of LED lights in the future.

Yes, good points. I love Earthquake, The Poseidon Adventure and The Towering Inferno, too.

To be fair, most Crossfit enthusiasts are the Scientologists of fitness: nutcases who won't hear a word said against their "religion".

Wait, what? If you're not a Prime member then Amazon won't let you buy stuff from them, which is the whole reason Amazon exists in the first place? WTF?

Never heard of this guy before, but holy shit what a career and life. RIP.

Much like corporate speak, then.

Under The Skin is astonishingly fucking awesome. After watching it I read the novel, which while great in that it goes far more into the aliens' doings, isn't a patch on the film.

I still haven't got over Macho Grande.