What the fuck does Woodstock have to do with Occupy Wall Street you fossilized hippy dipshit?

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Steve Perry and I fucked back in college.

This guy's the biggest hack that's ever put pen to paper.

And then one day you'll grow up and realize there's more to life than getting high.

Your posts give me douche pimples.

Happy Easter everyone!

One time I farted and shit got stank.

At least I come up with my own material, instead of just relying on Simpsons quotes and Arrested Development quotes like the rest of you aging hacks.

…I farted so hard it created a second asshole.

I farted so loud this week the earth shook and the mountains roared.

Log off. Your time's long since passed.

I was going to flag you for racism, but then I realized I'd just be a hypocrite.

Why should non-asian people be embarrassed to ask for forks? Is it better than trying to use chopsticks and making fools out of themselves trying to pick up a single piece of rice, just so they can appear "cultured" to all their shallow psuedo-intellectual friends?

That picture gave me douche shudders.

*yawn* Pimple-faced geeks giving their valueless opinion on female beauty. Just a typical day on the Internet.

You think that's crazy? Check out my arms:

Here's a contribution for them:

Log off. Your time's up.

One time I farted so bad the entire city had to be fumigated.