At least I haven't ruined my brain with drugs.

Very interesting post. Thank you for contributing to our collective conversation about the nuances of pop culture.

Wow. Really interesting story.
Compelling and rich.

If they did that, my jaw probably would have fallen off in surprise. Jaw dropping, really, almost to the point of making my lower jaw fall of my face in a similiar fashion to MR Ebert.

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One time I had diarrhea
and fish blew out

Good to see you guys are still circle-jerking each other.

Translation:

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"Losers, weirdos, lifelong virgins, and shut-ins"

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It was a skeleton with a turban that made jokes about suicide bombing.

Have I got a whale of a tale for you…

I love to see dat pussy pop

Ancient hacks.

Or you could be like me and see through it even as a 17 year old.

Listen, man. You wouldn't be so hard on me if you knew what my upbringing was like.

I once gave Nancy Pelosi a reach around.

All you people have are Simpsons and Arrested Development quotes to parrot mindlessly.