So does that make the "Do Not Want" Vader "Noooooo!" from Sith the pyrite standard?

He'll blind you.

The part when he strikes his Jesus pose while looking down at Earth from outer space, listening to the whole world at once was when I realized I had absolutely no idea who the movie was aimed towards.

I'm not talking about quality or value or imagination or art; just marketing.

Oh sure. Sometimes bands change or go off on weird tangents they'll soon abandon. They could simply be out of ideas, or made the mistake of agreeing to play the songs written by the other guys. But if it's someone you already like, it's worth it to at least give the new stuff a chance.

The story is that Disney bought Marvel to have a product to appeal to young boys (they already have that princess stuff for the girls). Wonder Woman may appeal to comic purists or something, but sexy or not, she'd be a hard sell to Joe Middle Schooler.

Maybe it's Eddie Money?

Man of Steel Two: Steel Loving You.

It would be sweet if the dad was the same. 'Cause, you know; reality TV.

Like he has a powerpoint and some statistics with neat flash animation?

Their third album was pretty dire.

So if you have a chubby in the tub you're suddenly too good to talk to Hitler?

Hey now. You can't post tour dates that are in the past; that's some dirty pool there.

I thought Jack White saved rock and roll?

It's a little shabby.

Isn't that a PS3 exclusive? I mean, I seem likely to go Sony on the next cycle, but ramming a blue-ray player down my throat just kinda pissed me off last time so I skipped.

I love fights between invincible opponents! They punch and punch and nothing bad ever happens and no one bleeds and then eventually the fight ends for some idiotic reason! No one cries, no one ruptures any spleens, no connection to all those reasons the police kept wanting to talk to me!

If you live long enough, maybe you can buy a robot.

As a kid I hated when the band I liked played the new stuff because the reason I liked the act was the old stuff and change was scary and confusing. Then I finished high school and became marginally less stupid, realizing that if I liked a band, maybe I should be willing to hear what they want to play (I can always…

@avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus So God has good taste in music now? When was the last time you were in church? Heaven radio is probably nothing but Winger and Scott Stapp solo stuff.