A&E man, and it looks like cold turkey.

Maybe instead of a reality show, they should make this a scripted comedy. The "bottom three" can have wacky family lives to explain why they're such terrible employees, lots of over-the-top scheming, weird freak-outs and such.

It's never been funny. Seriously - never. It's like what people who aren't funny think funny is.

Put on a flashy uniform and fight crime! Though it would probably make sense to let them get organized and get your software company off the ground. Superintelligent lice can code like motherfuckers… or so I've heard.

Maybe he won it in some kind of wacky only-in-movies contest; this is a comedy that almost certainly vacillates between trying too hard and trying too little after all.

She's not 90; Jesus Fucking Christ! She's famous, she's attractive, and she might get naked - saying "oh noes, she's over 22" just sounds like "her knees are too sharp". Shake that stuff all you want honey!

It was Geordie. He was trying to reverse the polarity, but fat-fingered the interface.

If Aimee Mann cleaned your house, would you know?

You did not.

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus You're just making that up, right? Because "you just need to watch the four hour director's cut to get it" can't possibly can't be serious (I hope)!

"Let's ask the audience what they want."
"They want things we don't know how to make, or we wouldn't have to ask."
"Oh, well, let's just burn off some shit we greenlighted while stoned and I dunno, maybe the internet!"
"Gold. Now it's martini time!"

Is anyone really buying the Ishtar rehabilitation? It seems like when they brought Bucky and Jason Todd back from the dead, just to show the snarkers who was boss. We liked Ishtar as a punchline, damn it, and by god, it's gonna stay that way!

It's that band you've never heard, but have heard referenced a billion times, and you sort of wonder if it's important, but in the end, isn't. Kinda like how your parents knew about the Velvet Underground.

I knew a chick in college who insisted it was "Duh-rye-uss" - she was quite insistent on it, and was thinking about naming her firstborn that.

Well, you need to have it so when that hipster chick finally agrees to come into your apartment, having stuff like that in easy view allows you to keep up the pretext just long enough to close the deal.

I sort of assumed because that Springsteen album had a black and white cover. Either that or the gray-on-gray gives the thing a lack of color to make sure the cinematography wasn't accidentally compelling.

Erections make things personal in a way other things just can't.

Reminds me of the time I worked on the separation line at the co-mingling recycle station, sitting at home, covered with rotting milk residue and glass dust while my ears kept ringing, thinking "This, this is what I've done with my life?"

@Scrawler2:disqus Do they even bother saying that anymore? I figure we've reached the point where the Christian Right is all gay, all the time and they just kinda shrug if you point that out and go back to screaming about how other people being gay is evil.

And there goes the Challenger, being chased by the blue, blue meanies on wheels. The vicious traffic squad cars are after our lone driver, the last American hero, the electric centaur, the, the demi-god, the super driver of the golden west! Two nasty Nazi cars are close behind the beautiful lone driver. The police…