Yeah you feel pretty dirty for feeling that way, but it's really a letdown.

I think more people know about it from nerds complaining about how Avatar ripped it off than actually knew about it as a self-contained thing. Yay pop culture!

Childhood trauma? I feel you - once you lose a girl to the leaf people, love just never feels the same. But it's really just a part of growing up.

I credit that episode for making me aware of Potassium Benzoate and it's badness-status.

Sounds like it carries the danger of presenting a subculture that, on the surface, appears ridiculous, and then presenting the resultingly colored choices as two flavors of tragedy. When to an outsider, the only sane answer is a comically simple "GTFO".

Yeah, but your blocking is terrible.

Steal 19 large from some chick, and she will find you… unless she thinks you're dead. He just needs to find his detonators.

If you're going to be creative like that, why are you writing fan fiction?

I heard they went all-digital once they figured 95% of their readership preferred it on their iPhones.

There was Jack in that bottle at one time.

What if she played Taft in a 30-hour JJ Adams-produced miniseries about what "might've" been the life and times of our fattest, and most-recently mustachioed commander-in-chief?

"My kids hardly ever drink pee on TV anymore; I shouldn't have to pay starting now!"

Well, any a la Carte scheme is almost guaranteed to make everyone pay more (somehow), so in the end, we'll probably lose.

Wahoo, I can use AVC/disqus again via Chrome, which my worksite hates, but IE just stopped working with it for two days, and… I had stupid things to say, damn it!

Sean Bean's character is assumed to have been killed off-screen, right? 'Cause… well, it's Sean Bean!

I'm really wondering what movie will be so incredibly, insultingly, your-dog-running-overly bad that Mike will give it an F,

Ja-woww's Refurbished Sextoy Party X!

Some of the people in the crowd scenes could be women. Or, I dunno; maybe all the sand people are women!

You say that, but then you look at the EU and you kinda want them to go back to the movies.

Star Following. Kevin Bacon is a Jedi, and like he has to deal with a cult of sith who are hassling his ex-wife and killing a bunch of people on some planet with a lot of sand on it. "Classic Vader", indeed.