Just because you can't identify the father, doesn't mean there isn't one. It's like Schroedinger's Cat.

Hey, if Boba Fett can still be alive, Porkins can be, too. He like, survived the crash and before the Death Star blew, found a survival bubble and was just blown to safety when the Death Star died. He was wounded though and lost his memories, and eventually wound up in a Sith planet we've conveniently never heard of…

She's blending in to the background pretty badly there. If your skin and hair all match the decor, that's too much.

It probably turns out that when high, Chewbacca speaks flawless Galactic Basic, but only wants to complain about his ex-wife.

He's about the same size as Ewoks. So when, you know, the loneliness gets too much, what's a little fur? Gives you something to hang onto!

It would actually be kinda cool (in a terrible way) to be able to introduce and establish a band-spankin' new genre cliche.

Damn you and your italicism! One day we're gonna stand up to you.. well, standing leaning a little to the right, but we won't be laying down anyway!

It would be awesome; we could see Yoda as a kid with his family, maybe watch them celebrate Life Day.

The Big Red No; he'll tell us what to do! Unless it's a girl No, in which case I'll have to think it over.

"It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."

Yeah, but seeing the emptiness of your soul reflected back at you can really mess those kinds of people up. Those people needs some Bud Light.

That was the big prize in the Fresno miniseries, i think.

Well, they call themselves Romulans because they're from planet Romulus. Duh!

Well, so did Terriers. And look what happened. I know this is… crazy.. but… maybe having a decent name would actually help convince people to watch the damn show, or at least give it a try? Nah, couldn't be.

Manimal! It's summertime, and they could use something fun and really, really stupid. Or Three's Company, since they can cut and paste the same 90% each time "…overhears something and misinterprets it, but refuses to seek clarification…"

No kididng; Christmas with you guys has been awful for years - nice to know it's out in the open so we can socially-responsibly not invite you because you're a deranged pervert. She can still come.

Some wriets are more effective when they have to react to something external and can't really involve themselves directly. So when it's about, say, the NFL season, he can drift around the topic, but needs to more or less stay around it. Whereas being a dad is kind of about your kids, but it's mostly about *you*.

Come now; is there a better date movie than Visitor Q?

I agree. If you're gonna be captain of the US Hamtastic, you need to be ready and able to sell some pork.

Sure, but when it's loud, kinda stupid and lots of shit are on-screen, you're going to make a lot of money outside the US. Not that non-Americans are stupid, but they seem to look for certain things in Hollywood movies that we pretend we're past (which of course we aren't) as a popular culture.