I'm pretty sure "slap a Mindy on it" isn't a thing, nor would I know what it could possibly mean, but that would at least give the show some legs if it entered the pop culture as a meme.

Winston has been a high-level mob operative the entire time. Also, he's a doctor.

I dunno; it was more fun to blame the "Rico, Suave" guy.

Ahh! Maybe you should look at yourself before you take it out on me. I'm just one monster and when I'm gone! You'll remember me! Ooow! Oww! And then you'll have to at yourselves. And own up to what you've done. For isn't every man a monster!

It was a lot funnier that way.

Didn't Applegate do the same (risk factor, but no actual incidence)? I mean, I don't want to get cancer either, but that seems kind extreme.

Was that the shortest official guest star performance ever for them?

I only listen to them one six-hour song at a time now. Not really; they bore me to sleep. But it would be pretty sweet if they put out a whole album of six-hour songs.

Yeah, that's what i thought - isn't that that show about he ghost, vampire and werewolf that seemed like it'd be way to rpecious for its own good? Still, robots are cool (even on a TV budget).

Eh, common usage has made 'select-fire' into 'semi-automatic' - more people probably recognize it the second way now. So even though it technically means more or less 'autoloading', for all intends and purposes, it now means 'auotloading or auptmatic depending on which setting is selected'.

He and Stephanie Meyer should have a bunch of kids and then they can all become president. I think that's how it works.

She probably isn't wearing that.

"Eating lunch at your desk that you may or may not have stolen from the breakroom fridge, because hey, it's your my word against yours, and honestly you could afford to lose a few poounds anyway." So sandwiches, mystery cold pasta and a lot of diet Dr Pepper.

You should go to one of those fancy restaurants where they make your coleslaw for you fresh at your table. No one should submit to the horrors of hours-old slaw!

They need an Olive Garden first-person-chainsaw-spree-killing game, because really, what else is going through your mind when you're there?

Pandas aren't even real bears.

I gotta do it my way!
I wanna fly!

Car commercials are a vital part of our shared cultural stew.

@Milkosqz We call those ratneroons.

2013 - the year of the encore!