I'd always just assumed that everyone on SNL was a terrible person in real life.

Ooh - Bumbershoot. Music is better when I don't have to drive to see it.

You can call Mob Doctor a failure, and by any reasonable standard it was, but you take that back!

He really should move to better kinds of booze. Kids look up to him!

He's going to keep wearing his "Ask Me About Benghazi" t-shirt, though.

It's just like Berlin Alexanderplatz, only with a lot more beating the shit out of people in 3D!

I've always been curious if really pretty girls really think they have a sense of humor, as everyone will laugh at their jokes because of tits or if they just think everyone gets that treatment. Sure, some can have natural talent, but since they don't have to use it to get laughs, it seems like it would be hard to…

Wait, so genetically-engineered superhumans aren't supposed to be white and sorta-British anymore? Did I miss the revolution?

Yeah, the pastel colors are a bit weird, but if they weren't movie props I
d be really curious how they tasted.

"I might have to snatch that from you; it's more in my corner."

Chick Dick Docs! They could have Whitney Cummings and Chelsea Handler and thet basically go through Mindy Kaling's rolodex of male guest stars, with nothing but a wall of sex jokes that are all a lot more disturbing than funny, because it's like meta or something. Betty White could be the sassy front-desk nurse who…

I assume with the energy involved, it would be plasma shooting out, so he'd really need to have his own special stall.

Drinking booze for breakfast?

Yeah, that's a lot of badness for only two shows that sound like they were spat out by the AutoTV 2000.

Because of the hobos?

He was pretty cunning on his second series appearance though.

Maybe he was at a party and a drunk Udo Kier shouted "there is only one Udo Kier" and Spader was there and figured, hey challenge accepted, sucker!

Sure, we like watching monsters, but only behind the security glass where we're safe. If you go outside of the lines and start to challenge or threaten, it scares people off.

Well, if you have an unbeliveable main character, a lack of action or agency, unnecessary secondary characters and a setting whose vagueness makes it confusing rather than timeless, genre vitality is the least of your problems. But then any time you sit and think "I know what'll save this story: a magic chicken!" you…

Also, muffins.