If I marry a robot, and I try to install Flash on it, will I go to jail?

Power Droid or GTFO!

The attention means my chance of sex is incrementally higher, like that Louie episode where his buddies told him he could've scored with that heckler if he'd've only toned it down a smidge.

Huh. I was thinking it was sort of cool to have a girl comedian who was just kind of plain-looking, without having her appearance (i.e., the typical fat girl routine) being part of the joke. But I guess not.

I'm OK with more spider-pigs, original or not.

True, but wouldn't that just raise the value?

And shoes that don't fit in the same movie! No pumpkins though.

Hey now. Even depressed strippers need a role model, and what better one is there for the clear-heel contingent? Cinderella doesn't actually *do* anything, and yet some rich stranger swoops in and rescues her from a life of humiliation and work just because he likes how she dances. It's like strippervana.

It was amusing on The Wire's commentary how pissed off Simon was that they made him add in a flashback during the first season because it was thought the viewers might have forgotten stuff.

Maybe the fairy godmother was the actual villian, a sadist who just made her suffer. She'd whisper lies about her to the stepsisters at night, and threaten to reveal the stepmother's "friendliness" with that donkey if she so much as lifted a finger to help Cinderalla. So then she gets to marry the blank,…

I rmemebr being very, very young and being worried as I imagined it turning back into t apumpkin with her inside, and getting crushed and gooified as a result, with the end result being a smashed pumpkin covered in blood and brains and gore.
Maybe that was in the pre-Grimm version?

Just set it on the back porch and let the sun cook it. Works for tea.

I'm not seeing any The Followings here. Where's the failure! America demands spectacular, weekly failure!

So… a remake of Commando? Stone can play the Vernon Wells part and people would be all like "Woody should've been doing knucklehead actioneer reboots the entire time instead of all that talky stuff!"

Disqus is perfect! Disqus is love. Disqus ia all-knowing. All hail Disqus! Disqus bring us a bountiful crops and rain blood and feces on the heads of our enemies!

Nested flashbacks is what America's demanding viewers want.

Wouldn't it be a lot easier to just retcon all the pre-Columbians as coming directly from India, so they're the same anyway, and we can just call them Indians?

"North America's getting soft, *patron*, and the rest of the world is getting tough. Very, very tough. We're entering savage new times, and we're going to have to be pure and direct and strong, if we're going to survive them. Now, you and this cesspool you call a television station and your people who wallow around in…

Bah. Cop Dog was their magnum opus.

All of them?