Free range kids are a disaster waiting to happen anyway. God invented basements for a reason, you know.

Prop comics? *shudder*

Is it wrong to hope that Clint Howard is in every scene?

LDS moralizing vs NBC general-failureizing. It's hard to know who to cheer for, like watching bird-versus-plate-glass-window.

The really, really weird enemies add a lot to this (some of them were pretty creepy), and the way it was presented as just a normal unpleasant job that no one respected was cool. Plus the ex-wife was cute.

It's one of those Ballpark Dogs; they plump when you smack 'em.

That's hard to believe. When a really shitty movie or show makes it seems like the main bad guy is dead, but doesn't *explcitly* show them expiring in close-up, the chance of them actually being still alive is probably no more than 70%. 85% tops.

Last six weeks (note this show's high water mark is a C-):
F
F
D
D+ (arguably the sign for "least possible entertainment")
D- (the gentlemen's F)
F

Sounds horrible.

We all miss the hat something fierce.

What's the required level to rename the movie?

Does that mean they'll finally find the elf?

Blank slates can be whomever you want them to be (i.e., you). People that can act tend to, well, act, and that has a way of removing the audience avatar aspect since you wind up with an actual character, even if it makes a much better movie.

I assume they're all fat and bald like The Pixies (well, Kim isn't bald).

MD 20/20?

Nothing about that pic is terrifying.

I dunno. I found Sara Silverman Program to be entertaining as she was so willing to be such an awful person and I always like Brian Posehn. But then I watched Jesus Is Magic and it pretty much sucked marrow. So in other words, was hoping for a show, not a special.

You're my lesbian aunt?

Look at those eyebrows! She's evil! Evil!

"I Know It's Over-Budget"