They need to add Michelle Shocked and Angus T. Steakflower. They can be the Newer Monkees!

Does that mean Sean is now his dad?

I assume that like most reviewers, they desperately want to be on camera for some reason, so they'll find a site where they can talk about movies in 30-minute video clips, like Red Letter Media, but less juvenile (and thus, less entertaining). Either that or the world's most detailed, dedicated Joe Don Baker fansite,…

I'm bored already!

It's kind of cool having (possibly imaginary) Spielberg reading your stuff and getting involved enough to call it idiotic. It's like being rudely turned down (in-person) for a date with a young Margaret Thatcher or having Bruce Willis cut in front of you in line at the KFC and flipping you off when you complain. It's…

So they're working in how they're a weird sidelight to Daredevil's origin story?

If this is the 70s, maybe that scene of Elba and Theron having sex would've been on-screen. I don't think as many people would've hated the movie.

There's soemthing about Ashmore's hair in that picture that looks fake. Like the texture is slightly off. It's really bothering me.

Maybe he has a twin brother (or I dunno, I transsexual ex-sister who somehow looks exactly like him in spite of being born female)? That way you cna kill the first Joe, the show somehow gets even stupider, and you don't have to hire a new actor.

Yet roughly 700,000 humans paid good (well, at least probably not counterfeit, or at least much of it) money to see that (maybe more, as people probably saw it at a matinee, for maybe 8:50?).

America loves sweaty abs and jiggly boobs; we have little use for brains and explicit sex, but that frontal midsection, boy does that get our wallets out!

You should light a bunch of stuff on fire so it'll burn out faster with a real alarm.

Of course not, silly. It was edited down because of the conspiracy. Just like the clear image of Kaiser Wilhelm II talking on his iPhone and the fact Kennedy shouldn't have cast a shadow because he was a vampire.

So disqus seems almost to be working, but now it gives me the notification of replies (yes,m it happens, damn it!), but when I read them and go to a new page, the flag goes back up and it looks like I have more, but I do not - same old grayed-out ones I just viewed.

No.

Michelle Shocked?

I read that as "rancid" and was a little excited for a sec.

Like a miserablist drama where two broke, dying-of-sypillis transients sell everything they own to buy a steak dinner, but can only afford one, so they cry and break down while they eat it (and are hassled by the waitstaff the entire time) and then are found dead in an ally the next morning.

Well, as long as there's at least a little baseball who can complain? It's not all about you, man!

He wrirtes fiction. Having a fake beard makes him more authentic in his disingenusousness.