Or you could read the first sentence of the article.

They should go all in and have him replace by a gay man, as that's like "half a man" or something. People will watch, everyone gets a shit-ton of money and many, many boring people (such as myself) will have stupid things to complain about. Everyone wins!

Hey, at least Tebow has a playoff victory.

"Striving For Tedium" would be a great name for the second album of the band I'll never form.

Shouldn't an elder be, like old? I'd say if you're under 60 and calling yourself an elder, you're doing no favors for the English language.

The DRM is free!

I thought about that, and figured it was a figure of speech meaning "at the table". Maybe?

I watched all of Billion Dollar Movie for reasons I don't really understand, though I turned the sound of periodically. It's not that I didn't laugh (though I didn't), but I wasn't even really sure what was supposed to be the joke and what was just part of the set-up. It was like a series of anecdotes in a language I…

Needs more eyebrow.

I'm pretty sure I was too old for Garden State. I was still alienated and depressed and all, but I was no longer naive enough to think Natalie Portman was gonna save me. That and it just kind of looked like two hours of douchebag masturbation.

I was hoping for more nudity.

Harry and Louise? Those were awesome in their low-budget corporate propoganda glory!

Or hell, Dwayne Johnson.

It's like Austria and Australia, who always whine about being different and far away and stuff, but really - it's still white people you don't want to be in an elevator with and food you can probably get somehwre else.

Fools! The bangs hide her evil!

Pirate's Bay?

Well, most amatuer stuff on the internet is pretty amatuerish. Just like people quickly tired the clumsy DYI indie scene for regular film, people want a little style, a little professionalism, a little class with their sleazy nunsploitation epics.

They still have magazines? I mean, outside of waiting rooms and… waiting rooms, what purpose do they serve?

Maybe he likes making fun of old, foolish people, but doesn't like that old person smell. So he watches movies about them.

That's just the kind of character I prefer her as! It's like they know me!