It's like "author", so he's writing a new man.

And Wayne Knight, just because.

Shouldn't Lindsey Lohan be making a movie about her already?

When I was young and depressed in college, I'd sit on my floor and play solitaire, with Girlfriend In A Coma on repeat until I won. Maybe I was a bad player, but it could take hours. I also drank a lot. Fun times.

Yesterday until about 2 PDT, it said I was logged in but wouldn't let me post anything until I logged in. Which I did. But then couldn't post. Until I logged in.

Sort of makes sense. I mean, Fallout Boy is a thing; Fall Out Boy means… what? Like a kid who keeps falling out of cars?

I remembe the Tron sequel's reviews were all "kinda shitty but the Daft Punk soundtrack was awesome" and it kind of made me wonder how a third-tier band was suddenly being treated like the '69 Stones.

Yeah, but not this week. You need to stop living in the past, man.

Irony is one of those things where no matter how you use it, you're somehow wrong. Unless it's dramatic irony, which is easy to understand.

I asusme they just watch old episodes of the Rockford Files, and then plan lessons around whatevre that week's episode was about. Some math for real-estate deal plots, sociology for others, drug-based episodes can lead to chemistry, plus general lessons on love, law and marksmanship.

"It is morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money."

People actually saw it? I thought it was one of those things that people just kinda know about, and is such a part of hipster culture that you kinda just assumed you did anyway, without doing it.

The NSA can't not flag kickstarter contributions, right? It's so incredibly obvious, and it's not like it's explicitly protected speech of some nonsense that they'd ignore anyway.

Does Kickstarter allow you to have a "stop someone else's plan" plan?

This movie would be way much better if every role was played by a bear.

That's what she said!

Is it important that they're from Dayton, Ohio for some reason? I'd hat to think there was something critical there that I'd missed.

When I was young, that line kind of confused me because his character is a lawyer. Later it made more sense.

I'm now at the point where I hope it wraps around and goes so far down the stupid hole it comes out awesome.

I knew I was going to have to be quick to make an eyebrows joke; no banana.