Pretty much my favorite "not getting the point" are the anti-booze Christians who insist that Jesus et al just drank grape juice and that all the other booze-promoting parts of the bible are allegories (all the rest is 100% literal, of course). Much like Seventh Day Adventist-Hoppists, the desperate attempt to…

Like slow-motion, Bonny-and-Clyde-type gunning-down?

It's a little-known fact that the Isrealites were well on thir way to the promised land until Mike threw the map away.

I'm curious what, if any, effect the recent prominance of superhero movies have had on sales of those kinds of comics. I'm likely not the right demographic, but I and my friends have seen at least a majority of the recent movies, and not a single comic was perused, much less bought. But maybe it affects the buying…

In 10th grade, while I was working to get a D in Latin, someone had carved "THERE IS NO GOD THERE IS NO SATAN" in the desk I usually sat in. That's been pretty much all the religion I've ever needed, and it's held up pretty well over the years.

I really do need to find someone willing to, uh, "misplace" their HBO Go account information. For like, I dunno, research. GoT-related research.

Dude… you can't buy that; you have to *earn* it.

Why no teenage Jesus stories? Wouldn't that resonate with the young, escapism-obsessed teens of today? He could solve mysteries or just deal with typical turn-of-the-millenium problems that today's teens can relate to.

A man who knows her way, way better than you?

He seemed like a cool dude; this is sad.

What character does Clemens play? She's on the pic, so presumably important, but I couldn't find her role from the review?

"But if you're bored than you're boring."

Maybe they could get Sonic Youth's accountant to find out just how valuable!

8-tracks were great. It was like they had an internal contest among the RIAA illuminati to find the most obnoxious, inconvenient idea that was nonetheless portable and seemingly clever that people would still buy. Though I remember in the 70s when we were part of the Columbia Record Club, and some albums had the…

Seriously? Hard cider is cider with an appreciable alcohol content; soft cider is just clarified apple juice.

Eh, I have to think it's for different reasons, both ways. Some never cheat because they don't want to risk losing what they have, and others do because they've never learned to appreciate their partner. Sometimes you age differently, or convince yourself that novelty is the solution to your problems. And sometimes,…

The Wall or Animals.

For those who couldn't get enough of Dee-Dee Ramone's rap album!

Well, once you've had sex awhile and been seen by the right people, the novelty of that would be expected to fade. If the other person has no personality (or just an incompatible one), "but millions of people I don't know find her sexy" isn't going to do it for you.

Well, in theory, these will be funny.