"Uh, Ok. But you're still going to feed the cat? Because I don't know her favorite brand and she's, like, finicky?"
"Uh, sure."
"Sweet."

I'm going with the guy on the far left because I don't know.

Though in many it's a secondary offense, meaning they tack it on if they get your for something else (even if that something else won't stick), but just driving w/o the belt is illegal without being actionable.

Weirdly, I can sort  of see being opposed to them on principle, if you're like the Libertarians I knew in college who had been completely protected from reality by their helicopter parents until their 20s. But that doesn't excuse not willingly wearing one yourself.

I dunno. Some people probably do start making really dramatic breakfast, and that's the most important meal of the day.

Get Ridley Scott, stat!

When we were young we liked shitty movies, but were still old enough to realize they were kind of shitty. Without the nostalgia filter, there's not much appeal left.

Cancer-shmancer. The siren call of the guy-liner *resonates*!

Holy crap! Kim Gordon talking about Girls! The singularity is upon us!

I'm mystified that anyone would consider members of Sonic Youth to be other than myopic assholes. I mean, it served them well for a lot of years and helped their careers immeasurably, but I was kinda shocked they stayed together this long. It would be like learning Bill Clinton *wasn't* getting a little on the side.

I've heard people refer to it second-hand, but have never actually heard a specific account of death-by-seatbelt where a lack of one would've meant survival. I'm not saying it can't or doesn't happen - car accidents are highly variable and it's not like I've actually researched this - but usually it's just an excuse…

"May-may"?

Islands in the Meme was good, but better when Dolly Parton and Kenny Rodgers redid it.

Presumably she blames her attorney, one Lionel Hutz.

Or that weird bit of hair that kind of looks like yarn or a worm on her cheecks. And I think those brows are plucked, like you see on elderly Japanese women.

It's like a big red button that plainly reads 'Do not push!" Pushing it is all you think about. That big, sweet, soft warm button, just begging for the tender caress of your finger…

This is news? It's like New York's whiny little brother that thinks he's the smartest person in the room, but has to bring up wikipedia on his smartphone mom bought him to follow a conversation about hair metal.

You know how sometimes you mishear a lyric, find out the actual lyric, and then decide you really prefer the one that only exists in your mind?

Well, I read that she was going to detonate to the victims, which seemed really mean-spirited. But then so is writing terrible poetry about their ordeal.

Or the Star Wars EU. Maybe as a spy who helps out Luuuuuuuke Skywalker?