I used to work with career-charging, ivy-league-degree-having, rich-getting, alpha women who would spend their hours happily (and unironically) giggling over the Twilight books (then they got promoted and I lost touch). Sometimes this neuron isn't really connected to that one.

For half the pay, I'd assume.

America; an oasis of lazy disinterest surroudned by a sea of cavemen.

What sucks is that I'm also not paying for the Yankees this year, and they refuse to pay anything over $600K. Cheap bastards - it's all a popularity contest!.

We call that "weekdays".

Hey, if you can think of a better time to shotgun boner juice then after losing a presidential race, I'd like to hear it!

The secret of Batman is that Batman is always the least interesting part of any movie he's in, yet somehow seems necessary and vital.

Hopefully that's Anna's first step in her career-recovery program.

I remember the first one had no boobs but did have several cock shots. I thought this was a bit odd, as it seemed a weird fit to the presumed target audience. But then I'm usually amazed by the number of feminine hygiene ads when Star Wars is on TV, so maybe I'm the confused one.

Clearly you're not familiar with Measure for Measure.

What? And get a job and support yourself? Live like filthy disgusting common people? Like animals? Dude; these are rich kids. You might as well expect them to grow wings and fly to the moon.

Yeah. "Reliable" or "consistent" or some weird bristish-sounding version of the term that I don't know because my ancestors came from Ireland and France and other non-British places.

Or someone laoned them a Toyota so it actually made it out of town before breaking down and/or running out of petrol.

Who wants organs from old people? They'll just give out. I prefer my harvesting done on cornbred teenagers, like any reasonable person would.

Zubaz!

As someone who will be 44 next week… holy shit I'm old! What the fuck happened? I don't wanna die!

Well, sure. If they'd pretended to be freshmen, it would've been ridiculous.

I still believe!

Fox's legal department will have to clear that first.

Does that mean they can just drop a child off in a park and make a break for it? That seems unlikely, even for MTV. Surrendering a child to the state because you're a dumbass who has no business being a parent is not quite the same thing as killin' dudes, even if it's accidental.