Why can't it be both?

The important part is that the fans get to continue to feel special.

If the government can do anything to fix anything, why are you cashing your paycheck as a government employee? If politicians are as useless and helpless as the right-wing likes to talk-up, why do they spend so much money to get elected?

Luck-fever. Once you get the taste for horse-killin', much like the taste of human flesh and/or heroin, nothing else gets your juices moving the right way.

Didn't one of the chicks just recently get busted for dealing though? I thought the implication was this wasn't just a bolt-of-lightning thing, like, say, the first dead horse in Luck.

I thought CO poisoning was when your bladder bursts from too much Coors Light and fills your lower abdomen with urea. And if not, it should be.

Dumb Kids Roam I-95. This fall on FOX!

People who think that people in the news talk like that. It's like when you accidentally wind up in church and try to use correct pronouns and avoid the passive voice; you just look like a nitwit.

Mudding is like knocking on the back door, right?

She's like the Ayn Rand that somehow actually got into power.

There's something reassuring to know that some people cause such a reaction that the natural cooling-off of their deadening isn't enough to change it. Sometimes, just, yeah, holy shit do you hate that motherfucker and death only changes the verb tenses in your rants.

Sure, it's like when you hear people that don't want to hire the unemployed for their job openings. If someone else wants them, they must be good - otherwise, holy shit, you'll have to form an actual, native opinion of your own! Nothing could be worse than that.

Nah; just better than you and me.And pretty much all their consumers, but when your'e selling image over function, what do you expect?

Please. Badger is clearly the breakout character here.

Well, we won't know because the book it's in isn't finished!

You know, if the people who buy this get taken away by the goons from the black helicopters, it would be pretty OK.

If you don't have terrible, annoying fans, man, you just aren't popular. Though if you're a cult you might have all smiling, positive, clean, never-offend fanatics, but that's just fucking creepy.

I figure the odds a a Craig J Clark dance and actual auto theft are about equally likley when I heard a car alarm.

Slapdash cousin-wanking: not AV Club approved.

Egads! Dr Dog is breeding!