Improperly-folded socks is how Dillinger got started.

Exactly; this show is about England and not, I dunno… where do hookers not have VD? Maine?

"Wisdom". Sounds like code for "Boring"

stealmywifiandiwillstabyouintheface

Plus, you never know when you'll find a twenty or two in a lesser-used pocket!

Hey now, producing Chickenfoot isn't against any current laws.

Ah, the elusive lazy pervert demographic; the rarest, and thus most valuable to advertrise to, demographic of them all!

Autoeroticism doesn't have to be lonely if you're willing to spring for gas.

It was pretty serious.

Oh well, maybe teenage yeti will work during the next condescneding YA cycle. Theirs were hearts that only fumbling, chaste teenage romance could melt!

Only someone that doesn't drink his own denatured urine would say that!

People say the drives around here are shitty (though I suspect they say that about drives everywhere), but I'm not remembering getting rammed, swiped, dinged or having mirrors knockd off. Maybe we suck at bad driving.

Remember how last week everyone was angry that people were dying? This isn't like that.

Did they add 3D effects to the Unix interface? Because she knows how to use Unix!

That's why the scots started wearing kilts.

We now play the Hungry Hungry Hippos. We play for your life.

I thought that at first, but now I'm thinking more along the line of butts.

Like the Big Butt Book and the Han Solo finger, you guys just like posting that picture.

What if it's a sexy evil robot? I mean, it might not be heaven exactly, but it would seem like you'd have things you could work with?

What's awesome about Prometheus is that the more you think about it, the stupider it gets. When you're in the theatre, and it's all visuals and what-not, it's like "well, this isn't high art, but it's not that bad, not really", but then later… it kinda is. And then, wow, so much stupid. So very, very much. Most films…