I hope the next step in his evil plan is to teach those dogs to play poker. Because he's EVIL!

Well, and this might seem banal, but he realized real humans watched filsm, and wanted to be able to have some idea of how to interpret them without feeling condescened to or that they had to somehow earn the right to share an opinion. So yeah, he could sometimes give dross more credit than it deserved, but also often…

As time advances and the deacdes of the past contract, people will think this is the reason why MTV stopped showing videos. I mean, where do you go from this?

The whole thing is good, like something you put in a "if I ever go batshit crazy" kit, along with those clothes you stole from that hobo and the swiss-army knife with two sporks in it.

Yes

Uh… "Hollywood?"

Tibby, I love you my fine little fella
Even though you gave the whole family Salmonella!

I keep waiting for them to admit that this is all a joke and this movie isn't really going to be made.

"Certainly, sir.  And, uh, the jars of urine?"
"Oh, we'll hang onto those.  Now, to the plant!  We'll take the Spruce Moose."

The deeper into the details of any profession, the more ridiculous the TV portrayals will be. But at least this way people who would otherwise never know imagine it to be interesting (even though it usually only is to those directly involved, if that).

They should put that in the director's cut, and then the film just fades to black because the protagonists are clearly killed. Something about how nature can't be toyed with or whatever.

This is why most people in New Zealand got to watch Naked Lunch for free.

Night train to drop a jeep off.

He's like Michael Cera, only for some reason he got assigned "dramatic actor" instead of "ersatz hipster icon". You'll be seeing him in movies until he dies.

I read this review and it doesn't say much about the person who is presumably the main character: the reporter. Yes, it is what it sounds like:

Bad things happening to be people? It's Texas: The Movie!

She also gives me kicks above the waistline.

I still get this guy confused with Rae Carruth; not as a good a storyteller, and not as good, period.

Maybe they need a "This Week's Miscellaneous Spoiler Space" for movies that are too small and stupid for their own page, but people can go to to check for details like this fdor the movies they'll never see. It wouldn't add much to the overall universal human dialog, but it could get a lot of page hits?

I'm guessing the guy who owned it before you had a thing for Anna Faris.