Looks like someone isn't getting a Christmas card from Steven Dorff (or, in all likelihood, Brad Dourif) this year, eh Mike?

"Necronomicon" = 'Book of the Names of the Dead"
But hey, a new R horror film that isn't balls-out terrible and/or yuppie parental angst sounds pretty good.

So I broke north with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D, to my dismay

I guess it was too much to ask for a quirky indie about a guy who decided to travel the American South killing people named Simon. Because of something that, I dunno, happened in third grade. You can throw in a MPDG, a hip soundtrack, steal wholesale from Dexter and Tarantino; it could've been… well, not "good"…

D for dull? Dreadful.

"Im going to bather at you for 2 minutes, then escape via cutscene even though I'm five meters away and you're holding a loaded machinegun and know full well you need to stop me to save the day. Then you'll fight some mooks, travel through some hoops, deal with a timed sequence you could've easily prevented by…

Why is Latino in quotes?

Is Chris Brown involved in this?

Ok, we have mom & dad, duaghter (main), ex-husband, and daughter. Who's the dark-haired girl? Co-worker?

The first one is probably my favorite CRPG ever. The second… ugh. And it goes way beyond the butchered, pointless ending. Every cliche the first finessed around the second embraced unironically, your squadmates were all anticharismatic losers you couldn't ignore fast enough (until levels where you were suddenly forced…

Having recently read "John Cater and the Gods of Hollywood", an expose of why marketing and studio support can't be afterthoughts, this seems part and parcelt to the new Disney concept; brand is now king, and the game plan is to acquire and monetize rather than create and develop. If the book is at all accurate, the…

If that's what the solution to the 60s was, it's not all that surprising what horrible people the baby boomers turned out to be.

If people in retail were allowed to shoot customers because "they had it coming", well, I'm just not sure our society would be any worse, and there'd be a lot fewer boring people at parties.

What kind of hat does Maria wear?

So if Adam Sandler remade Feddie Got Fingered, would it be better, worse or pretty much the same?

Yeah, I found the books to be fun, breezy "hang out" stories. The movie felt the same - it wasn't timeless, but it was a fun light film. Sure, there were changes (NOOOOO!!!!!), but there were changes in the TV show, the radio play, and probably verisions of it Adams would share at holiday parties. This is not a…

'Tony, you're my agent.  You _have_ to do something about this.  …How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character from a convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter?  …Uh huh…uh huh…mm hmm…well, actually, that's a pretty good explanation.

Well, "general" implies exceptions, and in this case, by "exception" it means "pretty much all the time". Even if, in this case, it doesn't.

They should've reused the turtle costume Dana Carvey used in Master of Disguise, and Arnett could play the Saul Goodman character I always confuse him with.

I'd heard so much about this, then finally got it on Netflix and got bored and turned it off after awhile. I really don't know what the problem was, other than, weirdly, I just didn't care what happened to anyone in it. I felt like I *should*, and really, really likd the idea of liking it, but after about a half-hour…