God, this is like the time I realized Demetri Martin is older than John Oliver.

The Carpenters' "Only Yesterday" is conspicuously missing.

The dolls they made to tie in with this movie are TERRIFYING. Like, steal-your-soul terrifying. This is Fluttershy: http://www.entertainmentear…

As a woman, I found the mother-daughter relationship, while realistic, got overshadowed by all the fucking bears. I also would've rather had a sprawling epic about the four lords of the Scottish lands bickering and fighting over uniting of the kingdom to be the main conflict/dramatic impetus behind Merida and Elinor's…

Madagascar 3 was written by Noah Baumbach and has a neo-surrealist Fellini-esque sequence of a lemur romancing an angry bear. If you don't want to see it based on that, I don't know how to help you.

Marshmallow is my favorite Bob's Burgers character. She is glorious.

You can't ask the fellas in the house and NOT THE LADIES!

The scene in Art Crawl where the old man yells YOU ARE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF MY WIFE! is definitely my favorite. The perfect intersection of anus paintings and absolutely hysterical dialogue.

"The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene" is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Like, "Topsy" is really, REALLY well done, but nothing made me laugh quite like the Warden singing that stupid Grease montage song.

ON THE WIIINGS OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

Dude. SUPERJAIL.

I thought Whitesnake was a girl doing cartwheels. Surely that's not music?

Good on them. I was actually scanning the article to see if someone would bring this up, because it made me kind of ill seeing his name there.

"I'll take some fries and a COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!"

Chris Kirkpatrick was Chip Skylark. That makes him more useful that Joey Fatone, surely?

They did make a movie based on a property by a lunatic - Mark Millar's Kick-Ass.

Tim Lincecum threw a no-hitter. I found out that Cory died in the space of minutes from that. I was an emotional wreck and couldn't figure out if I was elated for Lincecum, depressed beyond all reason for Monteith, or still processing things from earlier in the weekend. This is has been one hell of a week.

Haters gonna hate. -shoulder brush- XD

One of my favorite video games of all time is the GBA classic Mary-Kate and Ashley's Girls Night Out. It was half amazing DDR simulator, half clothes-modeling simulator. AND IT WAS FANTASTIC.

Salo, or the 120 Days of Sharkdom