The lead singer has GOT to be related somehow to Paul Dano. Like, seriously, the resemblance is scary.

I don't really care either way - Tumblr fandoms of ANYTHING are generally where common sense goes to die - I just wanted to at least mention that the term is somewhat disused, so that someone who really was a hardcore feminist/super-offended could be slightly relieved.

They don't really do that anymore, because Cumberbatch, in true gentlemanly fashion, thought that was fairly disturbing. At least, that's what TVTropes is telling me.

This must be the day where I ask for all the old characters to come back.

God, I miss Stuart. I don't know why an episode he wouldn't be in at all made me realize this, but damn I miss Stuart.

He really should've named it "Depressing Dance Music".

Everybody Wants Somebody should've been huge, damn it! -drinks away misplaced sorrows-

God, I'm the only person ON EARTH who likes Soul Punk, aren't I?

BARBRA STREISAND!!!

Ooh, It Makes Me Ill.

Can we please talk about whatever the fuck is going on in that music video?

But the automatic paper towel dispenser's audition tape was LEAGUES better than T. Swift's! And APT would've fit in so much better in the obnoxiously twee New Girl universe as a one-episode love interest! FUCK THE WORLD

I love the lyrics, but the actual melody just keeps me from loving her. I'll still check out the album, because seriously, it's been a while since I heard a better suburban malaise song than "Sophomore Slump".

BOP IT! TWIST IT!

Now, I'm not saying I'd kill a snitch…

All-Star Batman and Robin is the first thing I think of outside of the obvious realm of film. Like, what on God's green earth was Frank Miller ON when he wrote this shit?

Cop Rock is literally in my top five favorite television shows OF ALL TIME. There is NOTHING about that show that makes any earthly sense, BUT IT IS A THING OF BEAUTY.

Wright Lawyer - yeah, Cut the Crap is the TRULY atrocious one.

I'm definitely in this camp - I want to know that, in the event of a massive computer meltdown, my $10 didn't go down the drain because I can't figure out how to use the goddamn Cloud.

They ARE equal. I've always said that.