That's outrageous. Women should not be locked up for wearing bikinis. If anything, they should be rewarded.

SPOILERS. ALSO, YOUR BRAIN.

Please, please, please don't let this movie have that scene in the graphic novel with the kids, Motherfucker, and Katie. Please. For the love of God. Please.

You forgot the insane amount of teenage girls shipping adult men together and then tweeting these adult men about it. -dispatches from the pit of hell, aka Tumblr Fall Out Boy Fandom-

Andrew Scott basically won me over the second Moriarty introduced himself with that asinine ridiculous "HIIIIIIIIIIIIII". Which is now my text ringtone. Fucking Jim, man.

Totally Kyle still cracks me up.

With musical guest Lana Del Ray!

We will need to draw up acceptable terms regarding the best way to promptly send the Black Veil Brides adrift, but Emo Nation tentatively accepts these terms, with the caveat that upping promotion of The Cure will count as promotion of Robert Smith. Also, we'll start reminding the world about Placebo again, to save…

As a spokesperson for emo, why can't indie take him back? We already have Pete Wentz, we don't need another one of his type!

It wouldn't make sense for Raj to be gay, but it would sure make a lot of sense for him to be bisexual, something no one in this comment section ever seems to think about or consider, because we have to conform to the binary at all times.

Waste is another great, unmentioned track here - so underrated.

WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA SEE MY SCHLONG?!

Clearly, the AV Club must be in league with the Cult of Cthulhu. Why else would they hide the existence of Mysterion from you noble readers?

MVA has some wonderful characters, I have to say. The plot is kind of rote, but all of the people/aliens/monsters populating that world are gleefully weird, subversive, and unlike most children's movie characters.

Seriously, I was absolutely delighted to see Captain Sweatpants and the hot guy with the bangs and tweed jacket in the background. When will Captain Sweatpants get his own arc?!

"One word, two syllables - DEMARCATION."

"'Be wary of people who use quotes.' I don't know who said that." - Murdoc Niccals

Why oh why did I decide to inhabit Average Molehill?

The Call is one of my most-played songs on iTunes. It's the most beautiful musical trainwreck I've ever heard.

He was only having fun! It didn't hurt anyone! And I don't know about you, but I actually ENJOYED the weekend, for a change.