Her attempting to dance to Mumford and Sons was absolutely hysterical. As was the placid, Lana del Ray-esque brunette next to her swaying to everything as if it was bossa nova music.

Okay, was I the only one distracted by that dude in the hat accompanying Beiber during both musical performances? Because that guy screamed grade-A creeper, and made the down-tempo dirges absolutely hysterical to me.

The More You Know?

I actually asked a barista at Starbucks if they made them. She was kind enough to explain to me that no, not anymore, but when they get requests, they blend orange smoothie with a regular mocha frappucino. I'm unsure about how this would taste, but I feel obligated to share.

One of the biggest themes of this show is that almost no one in it respects themselves because of years of being put down for being "nerds", and how they overcome that. I'm sorry that not everyone is an assertive riot grrl like yourself, and that your incredible amount of blinding self-esteem is not reflected in any…

I hope this means we get TWICE the amount of invasive Alabama Shakes ads!

Someone alert Zell Miller!

I hear you. Everyone I know is constantly embarrassed by my love for bombastic emo music, but when I was growing up, it was either listen to that, or Colbie Fucking Callait. I think I made the right choice.

Terrance and Phillip OTP!

Andrew Scott or gtfo.

"If you call me 'Sheldon Cooper' one more time, I swear to GOD…"

I want the Hatesong column where someone tears apart Dawes, so that the site can devolve into massive civil war.

I was hoping they might put up Superjail!. Just so I can figure out if that's a real show, or (as I suspect) a prank that Tumblr's been playing on me for years.

Old JT fan here. How am I supposed to purchase my Justin Timberlake 8-track from iTunes?! There seems to be no option for it!

Kate Winslet cannot beat them to the EGOT. Keep Winslet away from all theatre productions! She can't be allowed near Tonys!

Being better than Californication is not exactly hard.

I actually am. But there was one year it wasn't in Lancaster - that's the year I'm talking about. I never had any problems with anyone in Lancaster at that con.

-tap-dances through the tears-

I was actually somewhat moved by the episode, probably because I've been through the BBT group's situation. Because Sava brought up his own "but anecdote!" moment, I'll bring up mine:

I don't understand why people uphold MLP as a bastion of nerdy humor. Look, I watched it, and it's not a bad show. If I had kids, I'd be thrilled if they watched that, because it seems to have some redeeming merit. But let's face facts - it's the fandom that's the big bastion of nerdy humor, not the show itself.