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Kenny Paper Lantern
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And March comes afterwards! See, we've got this.

It's January, what can you expect.

I just can't figure out why they remake/sequelize this movie every three or four years. If it's making stupid money, you'd think they'd be coming out at a rate of one or two a year, like Saw/Paranormal Activity. And if it was outright failing, we wouldn't have them at all.

I like Jace a lot, especially after his rousing speech on behalf of the chickens in his front yard to the Homeowner's Association, but yeah, the rest of them I can take or leave.

I like Jace a lot, especially after his rousing speech on behalf of the chickens in his front yard to the Homeowner's Association, but yeah, the rest of them I can take or leave.

Seriously. Uncle Si is my hero.

Seriously. Uncle Si is my hero.

I never thought I'd hear anyone talk about Girls und Panzer on the AV Club. I stand corrected, and may God have mercy on our souls for watching that piece of shit.

I never thought I'd hear anyone talk about Girls und Panzer on the AV Club. I stand corrected, and may God have mercy on our souls for watching that piece of shit.

HOSPITAL?! -points to trash can-

HOSPITAL?! -points to trash can-

Patrick Stump's "Soul Punk". I think I avoided it because of the middling review this very site gave it, but dear God, that was one hell of a masterful pop album. 

Patrick Stump's "Soul Punk". I think I avoided it because of the middling review this very site gave it, but dear God, that was one hell of a masterful pop album. 

Also, 75% of our players are probably stoned. VIVA LOS GIANTS!

Also, 75% of our players are probably stoned. VIVA LOS GIANTS!

He might've actually had a cogent point with Limp Bizkit, though. I generally want to kill them every time I'm reminded of their existence.

He might've actually had a cogent point with Limp Bizkit, though. I generally want to kill them every time I'm reminded of their existence.

It inspired me to make red snapper pizza! Which was awful. I don't recommend it.

It inspired me to make red snapper pizza! Which was awful. I don't recommend it.

I am thoroughly shocked there is nothing about "heavy metal" or "goth" music in this tirade. I mean, doesn't this guy know ANYTHING about what causes school violence? [/sarcasm]