I am thoroughly shocked there is nothing about "heavy metal" or "goth" music in this tirade. I mean, doesn't this guy know ANYTHING about what causes school violence? [/sarcasm]

A 1976 Pacer.

A 1976 Pacer.

The Fitment set sounds like something I need seven sets of. I'll build my own domestic desk wonderland! Who says you don't do anything meaningful in college?!

The Fitment set sounds like something I need seven sets of. I'll build my own domestic desk wonderland! Who says you don't do anything meaningful in college?!

I DO WHAT I WAAANT

I DO WHAT I WAAANT

Backinslashfourth V's gonna give him a HUGE run for his money. Or he better, he's on my goddamn fantasy team.

Backinslashfourth V's gonna give him a HUGE run for his money. Or he better, he's on my goddamn fantasy team.

Overdrive was always my favorite member anyways.

Overdrive was always my favorite member anyways.

Ugh. The show needs to do a better job of explaining where these songs come from.

Ugh. The show needs to do a better job of explaining where these songs come from.

I gotta say it: Cassadee got a leg-up on the competition because Blake gave her an unproduced song. Like, how in the hell else would she have made the top three without that tearjerker thing? She wouldn't have, not without that. 

I gotta say it: Cassadee got a leg-up on the competition because Blake gave her an unproduced song. Like, how in the hell else would she have made the top three without that tearjerker thing? She wouldn't have, not without that. 

"You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This" is one of the few truly great modern country songs. I'll always respect Keith for at least that one song.

"You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This" is one of the few truly great modern country songs. I'll always respect Keith for at least that one song.

My dad is super blue-collar and absolutely loathes Jimmy Buffet; his blue-collar friends LOVE Jimmy Buffet. Then again, my father used to play session jazz, which might have something to do with that…

My dad is super blue-collar and absolutely loathes Jimmy Buffet; his blue-collar friends LOVE Jimmy Buffet. Then again, my father used to play session jazz, which might have something to do with that…

Pastel-coloured ponies teaching stats might be the ONLY way to get me to conceivably go Brony.