Pastel-coloured ponies teaching stats might be the ONLY way to get me to conceivably go Brony.

If you don't like it, don't fucking watch it. Because the show is NOT endorsing what you're harping on endlessly, and the world doesn't need protection from dangerous consensual kink.

If you don't like it, don't fucking watch it. Because the show is NOT endorsing what you're harping on endlessly, and the world doesn't need protection from dangerous consensual kink.

First of all, you cannot make statements like that. No one can judge what is worse to one person at any given time, and to say unequivocally that cancer is worse than rape devalues both the impact and horror of both cancer AND rape. I meant that cancer IS NOT A CRIME. I cannot "threaten" you with cancer and have that…

First of all, you cannot make statements like that. No one can judge what is worse to one person at any given time, and to say unequivocally that cancer is worse than rape devalues both the impact and horror of both cancer AND rape. I meant that cancer IS NOT A CRIME. I cannot "threaten" you with cancer and have that…

1) I did mean threat. 2) Yeah, she did break the social contract, but threatening her back was completely uncalled for. He should've, I dunno, acted as any other comedian would have, and come up with something clever that didn't involve directly verbally attacking her. 3) Cancer is not the same as being RAPED, do we…

1) I did mean threat. 2) Yeah, she did break the social contract, but threatening her back was completely uncalled for. He should've, I dunno, acted as any other comedian would have, and come up with something clever that didn't involve directly verbally attacking her. 3) Cancer is not the same as being RAPED, do we…

The 50 Shades of Grey insight was unexpected. Still don't think singling out one woman and saying it'd be funny if she was raped is anything less than a thinly veiled thread, but A for effort, I suppose.

The 50 Shades of Grey insight was unexpected. Still don't think singling out one woman and saying it'd be funny if she was raped is anything less than a thinly veiled thread, but A for effort, I suppose.

Bruce Jenner.

Bruce Jenner.

Lincecum was my favorite current MLB player anyways, but my respect for him skyrocketed after this last abysmal season, where he put the blame squarely on his shoulders publicly (maybe a little too much), didn't bitch about being demoted in the playoffs, and turned into some sort of psychotic genius long relieving…

Lincecum was my favorite current MLB player anyways, but my respect for him skyrocketed after this last abysmal season, where he put the blame squarely on his shoulders publicly (maybe a little too much), didn't bitch about being demoted in the playoffs, and turned into some sort of psychotic genius long relieving…

I'm torn on Scott mostly because he seems to be the only one who understands how awful his existence is. I get the feeling his whole 'evil' thing is an act to keep himself from having a nervous breakdown over the fact that he's trapped in an E! reality show with equally heinous people that he can never leave.

I'm torn on Scott mostly because he seems to be the only one who understands how awful his existence is. I get the feeling his whole 'evil' thing is an act to keep himself from having a nervous breakdown over the fact that he's trapped in an E! reality show with equally heinous people that he can never leave.

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My Comic Spirit class once spent three hours discussing how White Girls was obviously an extended metaphor about class warfare and how truly DEEP it was. …we, uh, didn't do a lot in that class.

My Comic Spirit class once spent three hours discussing how White Girls was obviously an extended metaphor about class warfare and how truly DEEP it was. …we, uh, didn't do a lot in that class.

I literally cried laughing at that Kiwi song. That couldn't have been serious, could it?