I really hope this coming review is from the perspective of the phone Quinn used in the cliffhanger.

Is it sad that I'd like to see the mashup of your link and this book right here?

Gorillaz was supposed to be over after the first album. I'm sure we'll get another masterpiece in like five years. (Literally, these things come out at a rate of one every five-ish years: Gorillaz was in 2001, Demon Days was 2005, and Plastic Beach was 2010.)

God, how terrible has the music on SNL been this season? Keeping fingers crossed that Gotye will be awesome.

I expected One Direction to dance for my amusement. And they did not. WHAT KIND OF BOY BAND ARE THEY?!

You could be like me and watch both. It's not an either-or proposition, honestly.

Ten bucks says some sort of weird homoeroticism is also present. Yay edginess!

I honestly don't care who wins or loses this year, because I got Buster Posey back. All is good.

You're speaking my Changuage.

You have not lived until your peaceful James Taylor jam session is interrupted by Pandora's insistence that you'll just ADORE 'Love the Way You Lie'.

Touche, good sir.

I really hope DICK IN YO FAAAACE becomes a meme.

What's Current TV?

It was less of the reviewer's comments that spurred me to write that and more that, of the options presented of Raj in the episode, he is either 'gay', 'straight', 'metrosexual', or 'a loser'. He can't be bi, or, you know, not an object of ridicule, either.

I'll say it again - God forbid Raj be bisexual.

I would advise skipping season three. One and Two are very good, and Four is when a lot of the women are introduced, which makes the show interesting again.

My worst is Douche and Turd. I really liked this episode, but loathed last week's. Even in loathing last week's, it was still miles better than Douche and Turd will ever be.

I realized getting a degree in Doodling was out of the question and everything went downhill from there.

The perspective in that ad is sooooo fucked up.

Rhys Ifans is in it and he is awesome. -shrug-