I really hope there's some crotch-smashing in Shocking Asia.

I heard that song on a car commercial. I'm pretty sure AV Club Commenters are the only people who know what Pumped Up Kicks is actually saying.

Sooooo… Green Party?

Where might an American see the UK version of The Voice? I would like to pass judgment on this.

I'm not trying to be facetious or anything here, that was probably one of the worst episodes of South Park in recent memory for me. I don't think I laughed once.

I think Community would be easier to pull off if the idea was connected to an Abed-like epiphany/mental break, a la Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas. Parks and Rec might be a little harder to pull off, but the stable of performers on the show could surely handle a live episode, which was why I  mentioned it.

GI Joe is unbelievably unintentionally funny. Detonate the ice packs, anyone?

Would much rather see what a live Community or Parks and Rec episode would be like.

…they look twelve.

I believe there were eight Harry Potter films, unless the canon ends when Crabbe left the films.

Victoria Jackson would be horrifying.

My favorite band is Gorillaz, but I've heard so much mishmash about the quality of their live shows that I don't know if it would even be worth purchasing tickets.

"@miauniverse, you are mistaken. I never called you a terrorist. I don't even know who you are other than the lady who sang at superbowl."

Or Gary Busey.

They beep asshole on The Daily Show, too. But just the 'hole' part. That is legitimately something that really bothers me about Comedy Central. How is the 'hole' more offensive than the 'ass'? Is there something I'm not understanding?!

Last time South Park got me to try something, I ended up doing Canadian Shakespeare.

BUT WHAT ABOUT CRIMINAL MINDS?! THAT is the true issue here!

"Wacky" first family? What is this, Disney Channel?

"And you don't even get a good look at her boobs!"

I realized that I was six years old when South Park premiered the other day. That was terrifying.