Hey, if the t-shirt with wolves howling at the moon fits…

I came here to complain about dumb nerds complaining about an awesome movie, and I find your beautiful oasis of a post in the desert. Good man.

"You know Morgan, I think that Zuckerberg kid screwed us, too. We should never have sold our stock options for what's behind Door Number 3."

Most of these reviews are just going to be paragraphs upon paragraphs of slobbery praise (and I'm going to love every word of it).

Taylor Swift is awesome. You're awesome.

Ooh, and then we can get a sexy thriller about a struggle between a group of determined but under-paid teachers trying to get their kids to learn while they're constantly being harassed by a group of awful people, led by The World's Biggest Asshole, Mayor Man Erahmuel. (creative license strikes again)

I feel like I must have watched a completely different clip from Sean Saves the World, because I quite liked it. And even so, dismissing a show from the creator of Better Off Ted and Andy Richter Controls the Universe, starring an incredibly gifted comedic actor who cut his teeth in multi-camera sitcoms just seems…

Excited for most of the Thursday shows, even Welcome to the Family could prove interesting. Mike O'Malley has really shown his talent these past few years on Glee, but of course, the big story is The Michael J. Fox Show. I'm hoping the tone skews closer to Parenthood than the first hour and a half, because I think it…

A vast majority of the movies that I love today are not movies that I watched as a kid. I don't really have that nostalgic bent that this is all about. Even when I worked a movie rental store, and we could only watch G/PG movies, the movies that I genuinely enjoyed watching (instead of watching in fascination at the…

Ke$ha wrote the best hair metal song ever. She is like the musical equivalent of Children's Hospital, if people took Children's Hospital seriously as a medical drama. She has the same demeanor as Jennifer Lawrence or Robert Pattinson, except that she's completely accepted her inexplicable fame.

And Ben Folds.

This article makes me smile. Sean O'Neil, you brightened my day today.

I've seen at least a little evidence (talk of Hailey playing a bigger role in the show, upcoming episode titles) that this isn't just a little continuity offshoot, but an actual plotline. I'm thinking Jeff being in space isn't gonna be something to get resolved before the beginning of next week's episode.

You're right, it's like going from a foreign land into Nirvana, the holiest of holies.

Let's see. A cast including Leonardo DiCaprio. Completely unnecessary 3D. One of the worlds biggest and most expensive artists alive doing the score. A budget fit for the biggest of big budget blockbusters. Directed by Baz Luhrmann.

Always Sunny has pretty much taken it's place in the comedy pantheon aside South Park. People will watch some episodes, not others, and think "Man, this show has been going on forever, it can't still be good", and then be in complete shock when, yes, it can. Unlike South Park, it's time will probably be up within the…

Always Sunny has pretty much taken it's place in the comedy pantheon aside South Park. People will watch some episodes, not others, and think "Man, this show has been going on forever, it can't still be good", and then be in complete shock when, yes, it can. Unlike South Park, it's time will probably be up within the…

That Ke$ha-as-classic-rock comparison is very apt, considering the fact that Warrior is basically a Dr. Luke-produced love letter to '80s butt rock. Gold Trans-Am is one of my favorite songs of the year, because it has more personality than any of the songs by the bands it's aping.

That Ke$ha-as-classic-rock comparison is very apt, considering the fact that Warrior is basically a Dr. Luke-produced love letter to '80s butt rock. Gold Trans-Am is one of my favorite songs of the year, because it has more personality than any of the songs by the bands it's aping.

In my incredibly quick statistical analysis (CTRL+F'ing "Gravity Falls"), I think Gravity Falls takes the "Highest points per ballot", because it scored 15 on all three ballots it was on.