From a tiger's mouth to an iron foundry…

Thank you. That's a lot of work just to say "No."

The best thing in my life is that I now can't come across Ayn Rand's name without thinking about how she once cursed a dick.

Netflix is hiking its rates in Canada, so they damned well better renew this.

Can a dick be put into it?

Horrible spelling aside, I'm not really sure that someone should be apologizing for being a misogynist by casually throwing out a homophobic slur.

D a w n.

You see what I did there, ma'am.

At least this one makes sense if you're going to be pulling cryptocurrencies out of your ass.

You racist sexist, Maus!

No, Sean. I'm coming to the comments to defend "Barbie Girl" (which does have a message under the pop) and "MMMBop" (a delightful breezy ditty).

The golf industry can't die fast enough.

As long as Veronica Mars and that guy from Parenthood are still together though…

Are you sure it's not just the contents of your bowels being released as you realize the American republic is dying?

I can count on one finger all the Pink Floyd songs I can name.

Blame my surprise defeat by Squirrel Girl. Who would have thought a Marvel character would take on a Legally Not Disney character!

Sorry… :(

:(

This whole story is a little fishy…

I do. It's a problem.