Hold on, let me get some sparkly animated gifs for you. I'll just need to stick an UNDER CONSTRUCTION animated gif here until I find them.

You know where the Democrats went wrong? By not doing enough work down ticket enough over the years, especially in the states. Clinton won the popular vote. You know what would have made a difference in the electoral college? If Republicans didn't control enough state legislatures to suppress the votes that would have…

So what you're saying is that killing off the likes of the Great Barrier Reef aren't tragedies but pre-emptive strikes in defense of humanity?

RIP Harvey. :( I had a chance to see him and Tim Conway when they were on a tour that came through town, but forgot to buy a ticket. Damn it.

I…

Also, you can safely assume that anyone who writes "reeeeeeeee!" is an asshole.

As long as Lyle Waggoner is along for the ride.

Is the calf also an asshole?

Is this in any way connected to the Time Cube? https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

As a person in an internet comments section in mid-2017, how can you not have already come across this term?

I've always confused him with Sam Elliott. The looked nothing alike but for some reason when I heard "Sam Shepard" I pictured a big mustache and tremendous voice.

Michael Palin is a handsome man.

I don't know. Remember that movie about the superhero bear who took on Leonardo DiCaprio?

One day bands are going to have to learn that "North American" doesn't mean one stop outside of American borders.

The Mooch needed this. The divorce has him feeling blue.

Is anyone really all that surprised that a child loves a loud, obnoxious cartoon character?

See? He's a successful artist! Can you loony lefties please stop comparing him to Hitler now?

I'll be there for this.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We're all going to die because of this bullshit administration! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

It's rare when you can say "beloved website" and mean it. Damn, I miss it. And thank you, GJI, for finally bringing up an actual great job and one that is relevant to my interests.