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That's a decent cast and Val Kilmer.

You could be telling the truth or you could be joking, I wouldn't know. A baseball player has to make serious inroads into pop culture before I'd even know their name or recognize their face.

At this rate WB/DC might as well start planning their Crisis On Infinite Earths movie pretty soon.

Who?

You do know they tell you how to make thousands working from home in these very comments sections, don't you?

You say that, but the trickling down will start any day now!

I was going to say something about tax-payer funded stadiums, then I remembered how many places give tax breaks to movie studios.

Counterpoint: It's either going to go to the actors or the studio executives.

I remember watching this at some point after Modern Family became a thing and being pleasantly surprised. "Holy crap, Ty Burrell's in this!" Re-watching older movies and seeing actors I now recognize is always fun for me.

It's not even a proper firstie so you don't get cancerAIDS. Does shame transfer over to Kinja?

I just had a sudden realization…

"Never mind me," said Stewart, "I just have to move this Overton Window this way a tad…"

The word is "schmoozed". Missing the C is one thing, but the H as well tells me you've never heard the word said out loud.

Remember when Jon Stewart held his Both Sides Are Just As Bad rally? I certainly do.

The evangelicals are still hanging with him though, which tells us all we need to know about the evangelicals.

Well now you know how you can sneak into Canada when it becomes necessary to do so.

The five greatest rappers alive? Not seeing Angel Haze there, I'm going to have to call bullshit.

Now this is what The Emoji Movie should have been about!

I don't masturbate much, but when I do it's to videos of scared crying Nazis.

You have to say "allegedly", I don't. Heather Heyer's was murdered by a white supremacist in a blatant terrorist attack.