Okay, fine. Mario, you can keep wearing your Crocs and we won't mock them for a while.

It's amazing that Hollywood studios somehow stay in business despite, by their own accounting, being the least profitable companies in the world.

Yup! His turn as Napoleon Solo has been my argument that the problem has never been with Cavill but the directors and the material he's been given to work with.

Could you imagine what things would be like if Snyder allowed some of that personality to come through as Superman?

It's really, REALLY confusing and weird to me that the party that masturbates to the Second Amendment as being "necessary to defend tyranny" is also the same party working so very hard to institute tyranny.

If being ass-fucked is such a bad thing, why do so many guys ask if they can do anal?

Well, French's did have to put out a statement during that whole "freedom fries" bullshit that they're not actual French.

All politicians can be a little hypocritical, but McConnell's is so blatant and shameless, hypocrisy has built a shrine to him in its bedroom.

I was trying to tone down the language, but the words I used around the time of the election were "fucked for at least a generation".

No.

The conservatives got their wish with Obama's rightful nomination being thrown away and the right-wing Gorsuch filling the empty spot. One of the most important aspects of the last election was the SCOTUS, and that has been given to the right. Don't expect a lot of good rulings for a few years.

HAAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Your government is going to kill us all! AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

You don't use Cortana's therapist feature?

Now if only we can correct you on the proper use of U in "colour", "armour", etc. And perhaps even teach you the alphabet from A-Zed.

Damn it! Did nobody think of poor Perez Hilton!?!? (Or has anyone thought of him in the last five years?)

He needs time to learn Spanish.

That was the twist! The aliens were deeply, incredibly stupid!

On the other hand, he can't really be blamed for anything and can still be cast in good roles because nobody will recognize him from it.

Joking? No. The Ghostbusters have always been women.

(Still no definitive word on Patty Jenkins returning to the franchise to direct, though.)