Remember when it seemed like the height of hubris to release a movie in two parts?

These pun thread are bull.

There are a LOT of people pissed off that this is yet another movie about finding the hilarity in dead sex workers.

It's good to see the… big guys standing up to the big guys.

Damn it. I was hoping this was a spin-off of Once Upon A Time.

"I guess we need a Manic Pixie Dream Girl name for these horrible characters."

Bill?

I remember watching this movie and realizing, holy shit, humanity are the bad guys! I appreciated it then, and would appreciate it even more now realizing that if we ever really get off this planet we'll just fuck up the rest of the galaxy, but I've never watched this movie a second time. Maybe now that it's even more…

One of these days I'm going to have to see this damned movie so I'll know what the hell you are all going on about.

Romance, if you're into that sort of thing.
- Mahky Mahk

It's the vault where they've locked The Defenders and the non-Coulson SHIELD agents (especially ones with powers) to explain why they're not helping.

This adaptation is looser than Donald with top secret intelligence.

I'm curious about Spider-Man. Unless they mean Spider-Man 3, and yeah, children don't need to be exposed to Emo Peter Parker.

https://mises.org/library/t…

Can we just print this out and have him eat it?

On this subject…

Hey! Some are trying to build a wall, you know! They're the REAL superheroes!

Elon Mask.

On the other hand, it's probably easier to keep the Joker locked up when there aren't god-like beings who like writing about him.

Oh gods… Vine's still a thing in the DC universe? No wonder everything's gone so wrong there.