This season was, as a whole, undoubtedly the biggest mistake OitNB has ever done.

If people are able to hold off on their viewing of episodes, can't they do the same with their reading of reviews? And with those who binge the show, they can binge the reviews.

Nevermore.

I was waiting at a bus stop once and these two squirrels were chasing each other around. One passed me by about a foot, and the other one stopped, looked up at me, and chittered angrily before running away.

Destiny's Child.
The Who (with Keith Moon)
Jefferson Airplane.
Janis Joplin.

Now have an image of Santa making his O-O-O-face.

At least this time the family is asking for it. Much better than them approaching the family or not approaching the family at all and just using the image.

In which we come to my biggest peeve with baby-naming today… Barring tragedy, you're not just naming a baby, you're naming someone who will be hopefully be spending the vast majority of their life as an adult. Cute ceases being cute when resumes are being judged, and unique must be great when nobody ever gets your…

They need it for their Vladmir Puddin'.

Then you have the departments who will literally not hire someone who they consider too smart for the job. http://abcnews.go.com/US/co…

Wait a minute… That first video was clearly fake! The Italian guy seemed to come up from that tube, but then exited behind it! Then he jumped for no good reason behind each of those mushroom things he passed on his way to see those three men with abnormally large hands!

So it's not a sequel to the George Raft movie They Drive By Night?

There's a reason you never see Barney lit by black light.

No Adam Lambert token?

I'm not sure saying "black people throwing tantrums in public" itself isn't…

"Hello, fellow humans. My name is Greg Knight and I walk in a very normal manner."

He shot it vertically.

Fuck this bullshit.

I had to keep myself from punching my monitor when I read that line.

We don't talk about AIDS. Well, Reagan didn't.