Here. *picks up a plate full of sandwiches*.
I made some bologna sandwiches.

Here. *picks up a plate full of sandwiches*.
I made some bologna sandwiches.

Did I fall through a crack in time or something?  Those Kia hamster and SmartWater commercials have been around a while already. But TI is only now finding them irksome?

Did I fall through a crack in time or something?  Those Kia hamster and SmartWater commercials have been around a while already. But TI is only now finding them irksome?

If you ever have jet lag but really need to get to sleep…NyQuil.  That stuff doesn't mess around.

If you ever have jet lag but really need to get to sleep…NyQuil.  That stuff doesn't mess around.

Of course. Absolute zero!

Of course. Absolute zero!

George! George, get a hold of yourself!

George! George, get a hold of yourself!

And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend.

And it was around this point that she mentioned the boyfriend.

The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret.
Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza.
He killed my mother.

The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret.
Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza.
He killed my mother.

Any time there is no mention of T&T or Real HouseHags of Wherever, it's a better index by default.  Not having to read about child exploitation or vacuous, self-absorbed, leathery old hags is always a good thing. 

Any time there is no mention of T&T or Real HouseHags of Wherever, it's a better index by default.  Not having to read about child exploitation or vacuous, self-absorbed, leathery old hags is always a good thing. 

- Getting stuck in an elevator with a flatulent co-worker
- Tooth removal with a hammer
- Oprah Marathon

- Getting stuck in an elevator with a flatulent co-worker
- Tooth removal with a hammer
- Oprah Marathon

She's probably like Milton from Office Space.  Doesn't work there anymore, but keeps showing up anyway.  I suppose these lists would mean more if I spent my whole life watching TV.

She's probably like Milton from Office Space.  Doesn't work there anymore, but keeps showing up anyway.  I suppose these lists would mean more if I spent my whole life watching TV.